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I Love Cruising

from Resignation EP by The Chris Waffle Explosion

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Get that AFT up! Everybody yell I LOVE CRUISING!

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GOOD MORNING, THIS IS YOUR CRUISE DIRECTOR, AS WE BEGIN OUR EMBARKATION PROCESS, PLEASE HAVE YOUR TRAVEL DOCUMENTS IN HAND AND LET’S GET THIS RAGER STARTED!

We got that reputation
Our fans got expectations
And it’s time for recreation
been rappin’ so hard that we need a vacation
No exaggeration, Did my calculations
Went online and made a reservation
Got that email confirmation
And now we’re excited for our EMBARKATION
That’s right, we’re going on a cruise
Paid our dues, so we choose to take a trip that includes the views
And booze, we got nothing to lose
Spread the news we’re going on a cruise

Everybody on the lido deck - it’s time to get wrecked
Everybody in the port of call - it’s time for alcohol

Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN
Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN

I got that balcony stateroom
I guess you could say it is a great room
The ship’s gonna take us far
I paid for unlimited open bar
Just like staying in a fancy hotel
But if the hotel was floating on the sea as well
Travelling to foreign lands
But in the laziest way you can
Entertainments always killin it
The crew is muster drillin’ it
Booked excursions just for the thrill of it
Holding four drinks and now I’m spillin it

Everybody in the buffet line - Sit down and pour some wine
Everybody out on that tender - It’s time to start that bender

Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN
Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN

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from Resignation EP, released December 19, 2022
Produced by Bill Beats

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The Chris Waffle Explosion Canby, Oregon

What happens when nerd rock musician, Chris Waffle, and Canby City Councilor, Sarah Spoon, join forces to create music influenced by their love of pop culture and passion for social justice? The answer is The Chris Waffle Explosion. Formed during the pandemic shutdown of 2020, their isolation led to creation. Now they're ready to bring their comedy/nerdcore rap to the masses. ... more

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