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I can’t beat games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
Take them all back to the store
Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
Throw the controllers right out the door
Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore
I wake up and I’m still feeling exhausted
I take a look at myself and wonder when I lost it
Thinking back to the past decades
And how I used to rule at the arcades
It was insane, how far I could get on a quarter
Pressing buttons so fast like I was Snow rapping “Informer”
Perfect vision, reflexes lightening fast
Playing video games now? I come in dead last
When I was little I knew just what to do
Stayed up all night to beat Mario Brothers 2
My older brother could never get ahead
Turning red and throwing the controller at my head
Plug in the Nintendo, I was in my element
But now my playing has turned to excrement
Board games, yeah I’m still the champ
Beat a video game, uh, I can’t
I can’t beat games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
Take them all back to the store
Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
Throw the controllers right out the door
Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore
My kids giggle as I die and I die and I die
Getting bored as I try and I try and I try
Can’t they see the tears welling up in my eyes
They think it’s fun to see a grown man cry
Then I say, “here” help me get past this level
And they do it like it was nothing special
Feeling cheesy as I set the game back to easy
But believe me, it won’t even help redeem me,
It’s not just that I’m out of practice
It’s also that I’m kind of distracted
I got bills to pay and rhymes to slay
So there’s not a lot of time for me to do a replay
I press start but I don’t have an exact plan
I really used to be great at Mrs. Pac Man
Mega Man and even RC Pro Am
Gonna throw the Xbox right into the trash can
I can’t beat games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
Take them all back to the store
Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
I can’t beat games anymore
Throw the controllers right out the door
Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore
Look
If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To play video games perfectly
But it was 25 years ago and you let it slip,
Would you ever play video games again?
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Life Day
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I Love Cruising
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GOOD MORNING, THIS IS YOUR CRUISE DIRECTOR, AS WE BEGIN OUR EMBARKATION PROCESS, PLEASE HAVE YOUR TRAVEL DOCUMENTS IN HAND AND LET’S GET THIS RAGER STARTED!
We got that reputation
Our fans got expectations
And it’s time for recreation
been rappin’ so hard that we need a vacation
No exaggeration, Did my calculations
Went online and made a reservation
Got that email confirmation
And now we’re excited for our EMBARKATION
That’s right, we’re going on a cruise
Paid our dues, so we choose to take a trip that includes the views
And booze, we got nothing to lose
Spread the news we’re going on a cruise
Everybody on the lido deck - it’s time to get wrecked
Everybody in the port of call - it’s time for alcohol
Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN
Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN
I got that balcony stateroom
I guess you could say it is a great room
The ship’s gonna take us far
I paid for unlimited open bar
Just like staying in a fancy hotel
But if the hotel was floating on the sea as well
Travelling to foreign lands
But in the laziest way you can
Entertainments always killin it
The crew is muster drillin’ it
Booked excursions just for the thrill of it
Holding four drinks and now I’m spillin it
Everybody in the buffet line - Sit down and pour some wine
Everybody out on that tender - It’s time to start that bender
Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN
Get that AFT up - The ship is finally movin’
Get that AFT up - Everybody shout I LOVE CRUISIN
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What happens when nerd rock musician, Chris Waffle, and Canby City Councilor, Sarah Spoon, join forces to create music influenced by their love of pop culture and passion for social justice? The answer is The Chris Waffle Explosion. Formed during the pandemic shutdown of 2020, their isolation led to creation. Now they're ready to bring their comedy/nerdcore rap to the masses. ... more
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