I can’t beat games anymore I can’t beat games anymore Take them all back to the store Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore I can’t beat games anymore I can’t beat games anymore Throw the controllers right out the door Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore I wake up and I’m still feeling exhausted I take a look at myself and wonder when I lost it Thinking back to the past decades And how I used to rule at the arcades It was insane, how far I could get on a quarter Pressing buttons so fast like I was Snow rapping “Informer” Perfect vision, reflexes lightening fast Playing video games now? I come in dead last When I was little I knew just what to do Stayed up all night to beat Mario Brothers 2 My older brother could never get ahead Turning red and throwing the controller at my head Plug in the Nintendo, I was in my element But now my playing has turned to excrement Board games, yeah I’m still the champ Beat a video game, uh, I can’t I can’t beat games anymore I can’t beat games anymore Take them all back to the store Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore I can’t beat games anymore I can’t beat games anymore Throw the controllers right out the door Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore My kids giggle as I die and I die and I die Getting bored as I try and I try and I try Can’t they see the tears welling up in my eyes They think it’s fun to see a grown man cry Then I say, “here” help me get past this level And they do it like it was nothing special Feeling cheesy as I set the game back to easy But believe me, it won’t even help redeem me, It’s not just that I’m out of practice It’s also that I’m kind of distracted I got bills to pay and rhymes to slay So there’s not a lot of time for me to do a replay I press start but I don’t have an exact plan I really used to be great at Mrs. Pac Man Mega Man and even RC Pro Am Gonna throw the Xbox right into the trash can I can’t beat games anymore I can’t beat games anymore Take them all back to the store Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore I can’t beat games anymore I can’t beat games anymore Throw the controllers right out the door Cuz I can’t beat video games anymore Look If you had one shot, or one opportunity To play video games perfectly But it was 25 years ago and you let it slip, Would you ever play video games again?

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