Hey, how about this weather
You know, it kind of makes me want to get together
I got the feeling that your forecast needs some revisin’
And I’m predicting some low pressure on your horizon
This weather system is what I’ve been fantasizin’
This just in, my barometer is quickly risin’
It’s been a long week and now I’ve got anticipation
For a weekend that’s filled with some precipitation
And perspiration, cuz we’ve been in a drought
It’s the one time you’ll be glad that I ruined your cook out
It’s science and I’ve crunched all the numbers
And they’re telling me it’s time to get under the covers
I’ll put a raincoat on - no need to practice
And put a plastic sheet on - your bedroom mattress
If the power goes out, no need to get nervous
Chris Waffle’s here providing you a public service

Some folks like the whips and chains
But I like wind and rain
It’s time that I explain
I wrote this song cuz the weather turns me on

Staying inside drives you insane
But I’ll never complain
during a hurricane
I wrote this song cuz the weather turns me on

So let me get this straight, you like it sunny and warm
A nice 75 and blue skies to be the norm
But if you want me to be able to perform
You gotta wait until there’s a sudden ice storm
I’m just saying it’s a good time to clean the gutters
And close those shutters cuz this weather is made for lovers
Shut the freeways down and close all the bridges
Cuz tonight you can expect 10 inches
I’m like the weather, and I can be hard to predict
Checking the weather app cuz I’m an addict
Looking for some hail and checking that beaufort scale
I’m telling you now, better cancel your garage sale
and the gale force winds are getting faster
It’s feeling colder because the windchill factor
So stock up on supplies and say a prayer
Cuz I’ve been called the greatest inversion layer


You say you’re the greatest at love,
well I got news for ya bud
You gave me a little drizzle
but now here comes the flood
Just like the rest, there’ll be a mess
After I ride the pineapple express
I’ll past the test and send you home
With carpal tunnel syndrome
You’ll visit my convergence zone
make an el nino of our own
There’s just one thing I can’t resist
And that’s a meteorologist
When I feel the urge
Get ready for the storm surge
If you don’t like it well, your wrong
Because the weather turns me on

Some folks like the whips and chains
But I like wind and rain
It’s time that I explain
I wrote this song cuz the weather turns me on

Staying inside drives you insane
But I’ll never complain
during a hurricane
I wrote this song cuz the weather turns me on